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Adventures of Captain Becky

Developer: Sakura

Cost: 1 dollar

Captain Becky is a ogling game wrapped around surprisingly decent platformer/puzzler. Like any good ogling game, you can adjust the camera for closer looks at any particular time. You can also customize your Becky via dozens of individual stats, like facial structure,coloring, arm and legs size and bust size. The only odd omission is neck width(but not length). Your customized Becky can be dressed in one of five separate skimpy outfits.

So if you want your Becky to be an obese  chick(with small neck) in a bunny outfit, you can do that. Want a crack whore in chains? Becky can be that. Want a strange blue alien Becky with a really long neck? You can do that to. In fact your can jerk off to admire your Becky in a gallery mode. All the bases are here.

Intelligence and self-esteem sliders not included.

There is an actual game here, one that’s pretty decent.  You run around various levels trying to reach the exit avoiding traps, smashing enemies and collecting coins. There are 40 levels divided into 4 difficulty levels, so the game wasn’t afterthought. It can even be fun if you let it.

The graphics budget went into Becky and little else.

This game is both good and incredibly creepy at the same time. You have the foundation of a good platformer/puzzler, but it’s wrapped up  in masturbatory fodder for 13-year-old boys.  I honestly can’t decide if I should recommend this or not. Therefore, get the trial, if you like it, buy it, if you don’t, then don’t.

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